Tangalang

Interview in a Car Seat

My heart is fine and I got a job, so it was a nice bounce-back month.

Aug 31

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July 2025

A Double Take on Changes in Previously Calcified Circumstances

I would say my birthday week was subpar to quite subpar, the inverse of Gaylord Focker’s portfolio. There was news of aggressive cancer within extended…

Jul 31

1

June 2025

Projected Returns of Egg White Cast

I use mineral sunscreen and moderation isn’t really my thing, so there is a Michael Jackson situation when we hit the great outdoors.

Jun 28

May 2025

April 2025

Jedi Training in Transience

Boys and their real MVP mamas are the most poignant thing.

Apr 25

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February 2025

Petta Reddast Against Parental Risk Aversion

Icetown was awesome, literally producing awe in my mind with its bizarre geography as a largely uninhabitable island way up against the Arctic Ocean…

Feb 21

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January 2025

December 2024

Twelve Years of Christmas

Twelve years to the night of our first hookup — to be more but not too precise, no penetration occurred in Apartment 16A in Hermosa Beach, Calif., but…

Dec 29, 2024

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November 2024

October 2024

Aggressive Political Lateral Movement

A trusted source unshackled by mainstream media got a couple of hours with Donald J.

Oct 25, 2024

September 2024

Legging out the Early Laps

Even though it’s currently 3 a.m.

Sep 24, 2024

August 2024

Regimen for a Fanny Pack at 40

It’s been a long time since I added an abs pic to your spank bank, and I want you to know I’m still here, age 40, fighting for it.

Aug 27, 2024

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